Do I have any sacred wounds? If so, do they smell?

Healing through the Akashic records : using the power of your sacred wounds to discover your soul's prefection / Linda Howe.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b1880386*eng

Any book that has a chapter called "The Elf Slut Sisters" can't be too bad of a read

Christmas on crack / edited by Carlton Mellick III.


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That's OK, we were only at the toe touching stage....

Sorry I ruined your orgy / Bradley Sands


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You should check out the centerfold - the teeth on that thing are UNREAL!

River monsters : true stories of the ones that didn't get away / Jeremy Wade.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b1886675*eng

....Engage in Hand Orgies?

The elderly / Sylvia Engdahl, book editor.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2067526*eng

Can this please happens to anyone who buys this book? The latter that is - do you think this advice will work?

Get laid or die trying : the field reports / Jeff Allen


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b1891119*eng

Our Satan, Who Is in Hell, Hallowed Be Thy Name.... (Muuuuu-Haaaa-Haaaa-HAAAAAAAH!)

A pagan ritual prayer book / Ceisiwr Serith.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2029690*eng

Just Rename it "I can't drive 55"

Red : my uncensored life in rock / Sammy Hagar ; with Joel Selvin ; foreword by Michael Anthony.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b1883088*eng

Vampire? I thought it was a Weremutt!

Tracking the chupacabra : the vampire beast in fact, fiction, and folklore / Benjamin Radford.




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GTL Bitches!

A Shore thing : a novel / Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2034608*eng

Wait - This Will Only Work Every 5 to 10 Years?

The high school reunion diet : younger, thinner and smarter in 30 days / David Colbert and Terry Reed.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2027700*eng

Hopefully One year it Will Burn To the Ground

Tribes of Burning Man : how an experimental city in the desert is shaping the new American counterculture / by Steven T. Jones.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2033883*eng

Oh Excellent! They Have Baked Tribbles!!

Star Trek cookbook / Ethan Phillips and William J. Birnes


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2033903*eng

As Opposed to the Tuba, the Badass on the Block...

Ukulele : the world's friendliest instrument / Daniel Dixon with Dixie Dixon and Jayne McKay.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b1885478*eng

Instead of Listening to the Voices in My Head at Night, I Will Pay More Attention to the Crickets

Cricket radio : tuning in the night-singing insects / John Himmelman


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Know what people who listen to crickets are called?  Cricketeers.

Take My Gefilte Fish, Please!

Old Jews telling jokes : 5,000 years of funny bits and not-so-kosher laughs / Sam Hoffman ; with Eric Spiegelman.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2033921*eng

Love tastes like herpes?

What love tastes like / Zuri Day


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