Now that's a Julia Roberts vehicle that I would maybe watch

Eat, slay, love / Jesse Petersen


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Part 1: Gub-Nabbit - how do I turn this dern thing on? Where's the crank at? Part 2: What's this here mousy thingy do? Part 3: Tarnation! I hit these here keys but it's not computin anything! Part 4: Well, back in MY days, a dictaphone and a wax cylinder was all you needed technomology-wise. Today's kids are all SPOILED!!!

A senior's guide to using a computer [videorecording] / by Michael Gorzka.


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I think a lot of the "games" here involve Toga parties at the frat house, but none of the Sororities have been invited if you get my drift. Holla boys!!!

Games frat boys play / Todd Gregory


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Finally, what the world has been clamoring for: Pug slash fiction. Or at least that's what I think it is...

A pug's tale / Alison Pace


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Hope NcNeill has worked at the Metropolitan Museum of Art for years, but this is the first time she's been able to bring along her pug, Max. (Officially, at least. Up until now she's had to smuggle him in insider her tote bag.) The occasion: a special "Pug Night" party in honor of a deep-pocketed donor. Max and his friends are having a ball stalking the hors d'oeuvres and getting rambunctious- making Hope wonder if this is also the last time she gets to bring Max to the museum. But when a valuable painting goes missing, the Met needs Hope's--and Max's--help. In her quest for the culprit, Hope is aided by an enigmatic detective, a larger-than-life society heiress, a lady with a shah tau in a stroller, and her arguably intuitive canine. With luck, she'll find some inspiration on her trips to Pug Hill before the investigation starts going downhill...--Cover p. [4].

Do Jackass fans read? We know they read Roger Ebert's Twitter feed. Maybe they can think of this book as a couple thousand Twitter feeds.

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Professional idiot : a memoir / Stephen "Steve-O" Glover ; with David Peisner.

Common sense & miracles: winner of most oxymoronic title of the week

Living with miracles : a common sense guide to A Course in Miracles / D. Patrick Miller.


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Afterburn - describing the characters' post-STD urinary tract feeling

Afterburn : a novel / Zane


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You're trying to tell me that Potsie doesn't fish??? C'mon Fonz, I think that's stretching the truth just a bit.

I've never met an idiot on the river : reflections on family, photography and fly-fishing / by Henry Winkler ; introduction by Stacy Winkler.


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Oh, he's reluctant all right..... to put his shirt back on and hide those RIPPED abs!

The reluctant viking / Sandra Hill


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Is that a pseudonym, or is this person the most aptly named author of the last 10 years?

D. B. Cooper case exposed : J. Edgar Hoover cover up? / George C. Nuttall.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2075239*eng

Saved by an angel? Can you teach me the walk-on-water trick as well?

Saved by an angel : true accounts of people who have had extraordinary experiences with angels--and how you can, too! / [compiled by] Doreen Virtue


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If he's lactose intolerant.... oops, sorry to bring you back to reality ladies.

If he's sinful / Hannah Howell.


If he's wild / Hannah Howell


If he's wicked / Hannah Howell.




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The library has added book summaries - as if that's a good thing in some instances. Case in point:

The Craigslist murders : a novel / Brenda Cullerton


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2064488*eng


Shop till you drop-- dead! Interior designer Charlotte has been driven mad by her filthy rich Manhattan clients. As the financial crisis escalates, she discovers that her employers are selling their husbands' leftovers (from their first wives) on Craigslist, giving her a perfect way to track her prey.

Let me sum this one up: couple a Justin Bieber posters, some cut outs from Vogue featuring anorexic models, the Barbie dreamhouse, and a hidden cubby for dear-diary-I-hate-myself journals

Your daughter's bedroom : insights for raising confident women / Joyce T. McFadden


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2074776*eng

Wondering if one of the 12 magickal arts involves spell chack? Prolly not....

Modern magick : twelve lessons in the high magickal arts / Donald Michael Kraig.


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This is BS - they call out nothing about the cost involved in this endeavor!

How to become a witch : the path of nature, spirit & magick / Amber K & Azrael Arynn K.


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I'm really apprehensive about reading this book - what if I start it, but then can't finish? I'll fell REALLY bad about that!

The dutiful worrier : how to stop compulsive worry without feeling guilty / Elliot D. Cohen.


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Can't figure it out: was this book written for a) the morbidly curious b) the economic downtrodden c) fans of Bizarre Foods d) fans of Jersey Shore e) all of the above?

The eat-a-bug cookbook / David George Gordon


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2074697*eng

Award given to the most ironic title in musical history

The essential Korn [sound recording] / Korn


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I've been wanting to get into witchcraft since I don't know when - but the cost! Have you seen the prices on cauldrons these days?!?! But not anymore.... Thanks Deborah Blake!

Witchcraft on a shoestring : practicing the craft without breaking your budget / Deborah Blake.


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