How can one top "A Shore Thing"?!?! At this rate, Snooki will be approaching the Nobel prize in literature sometime in the 2020's

Confessions of a guidette / Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.




http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2088172*eng

Nothing better after getting all hot & bothered from Furry fiction is to segue over to steamy steampunk: hubba-HUBBA!!!

Steamlust : steampunk erotic romance / edited by Kristina Wright ; foreword by Meljean Brook.




http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2110610*eng

Furry fiction. Yes, that is a thing, and yes, you can read it at your local library.

Furry : the best anthropomorphic fiction ever / edited by Fred Patten




http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2109504*eng

This is only for beginners - advanced readers please consult TLC any hour, any day

Ghost hunting for beginners : everything you need to know to get started / Rich Newman




http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2110018*eng

I can't figure out if this is comedy, fiction, or just someone lost on their way to The View

Are all guys assholes? : more than 1,000 guys in 10 cities reveal why they're not, why they sometimes act like they are, and how understanding their real feelings will solve your guy drama once and for all / Amber Madison




http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2109661*eng

I believe this would be more properly filed under "fiction"

This is Herman Cain! : my journey to the White House / Herman Cain


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2088912*eng

Wow, talk about a book that could potentially be an awkward gift...

Big big love : a sex and relationships guide for people of size (and those who love them) / Hanne Blank.


A comprehensive and practical guide on the how-tos and why-tos of love, romance, and great big sexuality for everyone--regardless of gender or orientation--from the chubby to the supersized"--Provided by publisher.




http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2079593*eng

Someone's got Bieber Fever - and makin' cash off it too!

Belieber! : fame, faith, and the heart of Justin Bieber / Cathleen Falsani.


Cathleen Falsani offers a intimate look into the life of superstar Justin Bieber. An exploration of faith and pop culture.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2091313*eng

It's beginning to sound a lot like X-mas... a Vampire X-mas!

A vampire Christmas carol / Sarah Gray


Vampires surround Ebenezer Scrooge and threaten those around him. Now on Christmas Eve, Scrooge's old friend Jacob Marley rises from the grave to warn Scrooge about the evil gathering around him. Can Scrooge vanquish the vampires and earn back the love he cast away?


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2082737*eng

I like bug butts and I cannot lie

Bug butts / by Dawn Cusick ; illustrations by Haude Levesque.


Learn about the diverse ways insects use their butt ends to survive and thrive


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2095668*eng

Surely this makes Derrida look like Dr. Seuss

Being Kendra : cribs, cocktails & getting my sexy back / Kendra Wilkinson with Jared Shapiro


Kendra Wilkinson has revealed herself before--in the pages of Playboy and on her reality show, Kendra. Now she reveals her private side, sharing the ups and downs, the joys and challenges of motherhood, marriage, and life in the spotlight.


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2079370*eng

Finally - just what the world needed: an academic treatise on American Idol

Idolized : music, media, and identity in American idol / Katherine Meizel.


Bloomington : Indiana University Press, c2011
Facing reality : American idol as reality television -- Facing the music -- Win or lose : success and failure and the American dream -- Idol worship : civil and sacral religion in American idol -- Going places -- Politics as usual -- The United Nations of pop : global franchise and geopolitics


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2095604*eng

Can't they leave Jane Austin alone? First it's Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies, and now Mr. Darcy is a rocker. Just leave it alone!

Fitzwilliam Darcy, rock star / Heather Lynn Rigaud


"A modern Pride & Prejudice that will rock your world"--Cover


http://catalog.multcolib.org/record=b2088285*eng